I`m jazz
Hi I am jazz the cat, I am about 7 years old and live with my owners Matthew, Katie, David and Dorothy Watson.
I enjoy Sleeping (what sensible cat doesn`t ?), Eating ( turkey is my fav ), Chasing mice and washing myself.
My owners are nice to me, but sometimes they try and brush me or stroke me when i am trying to sleep. This annoys me alot so i give them a good scrath to teach them who is boss. Some times i try and sneak up stairs to my owners bed but they always catch me and chase me down again.
My youth
When i was just a tiny kitten I loved having adventures. One time when i had been home for a few days, i saw a car with black stuff dripping from the bottom, me being the brilliant adventuerer i am i just had to go for a look. When i got up close to it i found it very sticky and warm so i had a bit of a roll about in it. But to my horror i found that when i licked it to get it off my fur it tasted horrible and just made stayed stuck there. So i ran home and when my owner saw me she went " you bad cat you`ve been rolling in oil and now you will need a bath,". so she grabbed me up, i tried to run away but she was to strong, She carried me into the room where they make my food and dunked me in a big basin of water. And I swear i can still taste the soap today " yuk ".
A story about me
One day I wanted to Go to sleep but my owner katie decided that she wanted some fun so she grabbed me by the tail and swung me around and around, untill i was sick. Then the owner they call mum, came and took me away to the place where they make my food and gave me a bath. I hated it so much i was sick again.
Say Hello
I luv getting email
jazzcat@mybasket.freeservers.com
